The Sneeze

I only just heard of this blog today, but it's pretty funny. Here's a link of the proprietor's favorite posts: http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/cat_best_of_the_sneeze.php

Here's an example:

08/29/2003

The Woman Who Took Forever To Pay With A Check
Ralph's Supermarket
Alameda Ave, Burbank CA

Dear Madam:

HOLY FUCKING SHITFUCK! IT'S 2003!!! GET A CREDIT CARD! HERE! TAKE MINE! AAHHHRRRGHHHH!!!

Wait. Why do I smell toast? Uh oh...

having... stroke....

unghhhh.....qid98fik;f09jsdl.........

(THUD)

Sincerely,
Steve
Heaven

In another spot, he shows an artist's recreation of the original guy who died and became Booberry (from the cereal).
Hilarious.

Oh, then he tried Beggin' Strips on a B.S.L.T for his "Steve, Don't Eat It!" series with the following effect:

In closing, the only silver lining to this dark dark cloud is I have figured out why so many dogs lick their own assholes. They are trying to kill the taste of Beggin' Strips. (By the way, it doesn't work.)

Great stuff!