Monday, September 03, 2007

Wide Stance My Ass.

This whole "wide stance" story is bullshit. Try dropping your drawers without letting them hit the ground and see how far you can spread your legs. When they're at their widest, try to imagine your right foot moving far enough to be under a stall wall in a public bathroom. It's impossible.

Case closed.

Update: If I was the cop interrogating Craig and he said "I have a particularly wide stance," I would have responded with "are you hitting on me right now?"

Posted by Chris B. at 9:24 PM

1 comments:

edP,  9:00 PM  

I beg to differ. How would the great Johnny Cockring defend the toilet behavior of the soon-to-be-former Senator from Idaho?...

With the wide stance,
If the ass still sits
You must acquit

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