Sunday, May 04, 2008

Ding Dong The Witch is Dead!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080504/ap_on_sp_fo_ne/fbn_bears_benson_arrested_9
This just in:
Overrated whore bag Cedric Benson taken down by pepper spray after drunken boating in Texas. Too bad they didn't just touch him - he would have fallen right over. Does this mean we give him the ol' "tank johnson"? This is better than a twisted Lamborghini.

Posted by Chris B. at 6:09 PM

2 comments:

edP,  5:51 AM  

This is the funniest thing I've heard all weekend:

"Too bad they didn't just touch him - he would have fallen right over."

Here's to Ced-Ben and his "Le Bateau Ivre".

Chris B.,  8:34 AM  

I'll amend my giddiness if I find out that this was actually a case of police brutality. Then it's not funny.

(I'm not going to lie, though - I hope he was drunk and resisting arrest.)

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