Mr. Unfortunately Timed Advertising Writer
The Bud Light radio commercials called "Real Men of Genius" have been running for a few years now. Before 9/11, however, they used to be called "Real American Heroes". Oops. Don't want to bring levity to a terrorist act or war...
They had a new round of ads going into last week. One of the new "Real Men of Genius" was "Mr. Paranoid of the Ocean Guy". I wonder if we'll hear that anymore after three shark attacks in as many days. It's not paranoia if they're really out to get you.
Here's a link to MP3s of all of the ads (they are funny): http://www.ksilebo.com/realamerican/
Update: I heard the "Paranoid of the Ocean Guy" ad on the way home today. So much for my theories. Also, links to shark attacks here, here, and here.


2 comments:
Three shark attacks??? I haven't heard anything about it . . . of course I don't watch the news or read the newspaper either. Where were they?
P.S. I love reading your blog. It's always interesting and funny.
They were all in Florida, so no worries. Oh, and thanks!
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